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I Respect Your Choice
"Everybody knows how to raise children, except the people who have them." - P.J. O'Rourke Oh boy, and isn't that the truth? It always...
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What'chu Tryin' to Simon?
Here's a little song I wrote, you might want to sing it note for note: Simon Cowell is my spirit animal! Or at least he should be. Ok, I...