I Respect Your Choice
"Everybody knows how to raise children, except the people who have them." - P.J. O'Rourke Oh boy, and isn't that the truth? It always...
What'chu Tryin' to Simon?
Here's a little song I wrote, you might want to sing it note for note: Simon Cowell is my spirit animal! Or at least he should be. Ok, I...
Dirty Water
Hooray for water da....oh. OH! So, today was water day! Whoo! A day where all the kids get to play on waterslides, with water balloons,...
This Is Your Brain On The Toilet
"The internet is so big, so powerful and pointless that for some people it is a complete substitute for life." - Andrew Brown Yes, this...
