What'chu Tryin' to Simon?
Here's a little song I wrote, you might want to sing it note for note: Simon Cowell is my spirit animal! Or at least he should be. Ok, I...
Dirty Water
Hooray for water da....oh. OH! So, today was water day! Whoo! A day where all the kids get to play on waterslides, with water balloons,...
They Call Me Stacey
“What's your name,' Coraline asked the cat. 'Look, I'm Coraline. Okay?' 'Cats don't have names,' it said. 'No?' said Coraline. 'No,' said...
This Is Your Brain On The Toilet
"The internet is so big, so powerful and pointless that for some people it is a complete substitute for life." - Andrew Brown Yes, this...
